My blog dedicated to Patrick Alan Elliott

Patrick Alan Elliott is a special person. He likes to beat his feet. He likes to fling his imaginary mullet. He likes to sing "The Wanderer" by the Beach Boys, except he doesn't really know the lyrics. When he's been "hanging out at the pool" for too long, he gets very affectionate and sticks his fist out for you to hit it with your fist. He does sit-ups, push-ups, and dips in his hotel room. He likes Facebook and MySpace. He rocks some cool hats. He doesn't have a computer, and so he likes to grace Ashley and me with his presence to use ours (and we love to see his beautiful face). And when he does come to visit us:

he leaves the toilet seat up when he uses our bathroom.

Patrick, work it out.